# 995 Basic Instinct 2

Let me put it this way, after having seen both Basic Instinct and Basic Instinct 2, I now know the difference between bullshit and complete and utter bullshit. So,apparently, does Michael Douglas and Joe Esterhaus and Paul Verhoeven and......
tagline:everything interesting begins in the mind. Which begs the question, where did this turkey begin?

# 994 The Benchwarmers

Other than Tim Meadows who needed the work, I don't know who benefitted from the making of this film. To be fair, Molly Sims is really hot. This film sullies such comedic standards as Joe Dirt and Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.We really can't blame Rob Schneider. He makes so many movies that he may not be aware that he was in this one.

Tagline: It's Never Too Late To Take A Stand.

Think I was kidding, here is a partial Rob Schneider filmograpy:

6 Records (2007) (announced) (attached) .... Chops
Rob Schneider's Hard R (2006) (pre-production)
Big Stan (2007) (post-production) .... Big Stan
Little Man (2006) (uncredited) .... Dinosaur Rex
Shark Bait (2006) (voice) .... Nerissa... aka Pi's Story (South Korea)
Click (2006) (uncredited) .... Prince Habeeboo
The Benchwarmers (2006) .... Gus
Grandma's Boy (2006) .... Yuri
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) .... Deuce Bigalow
Back to Norm (2005) (TV) .... Various
The Longest Yard (2005) .... Punky
American Crude (2005) .... Bill
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) .... San Francisco Hobo
50 First Dates (2004) .... Ula
The Electric Piper (2003) (TV) (voice) .... Rinky-Dink-Dink
The Hot Chick (2002) .... Clive Maxtone/Jessica
Eight Crazy Nights (2002) (voice) .... Chinese Waiter & Narrator... aka Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (USA: complete title)
Mr. Deeds (2002) (uncredited) .... Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man
The Animal (2001) .... Marvin
The Mummy Parody (2001) (TV) .... Imhotep
Little Nicky (2000) .... Townie
Muppets from Space (1999) .... TV Producer