Ok, lets do this.
April 2008
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay- Saw the first on DVD and I am thinking
that will be more that sufficient for the second. It will probably be difficult to capture the energy and freshness of Harold and Kumar but the built in base and early opening April 25 should be sufficient to give this cult franchise a good openening weekend.
May 2nd
Ironman- should be fun. Summer's first blockbuster will likely enjoy a brief reign as Speed Racer opens May 9 and will pull theaters away from the film.
May 9
Speed Racer- Wachowski Brothers, cool visual, big opening. Heck this may even have a plot.
May 16
Prince Caspian- The Chronicles of NarniaKid friendly adventure films always do well and this should be no exception as its world wide smash predecessor showed. This one should also have legs if the last was any indicator. Look for it to make anywhere from 3.5 to 4 times it's opening weekend haul.
May 23
Indianna Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal SkullsOk, have to admit to being giddy about this one. Sure it looks derivative. Sure the last Jones thriller was fairly tepid, but this may be the last chance to watch Harrison Ford execute physical feats that defy logic, his age, gravity, physics.. take your pick really. Bring on the giant paper mache stones!
May 30
Sex and the City- If there is anything to the concept of counter programing this should be good for an easy 100 mill and that could be good for a spate of less sucessful tv based features too come.
June 6
You Don't Mess with ZohanIt's Sandler of course it will make money. Judd Aptow helped Sandler out with the scripting cores, which could make this one cut above the other 20 or so Sandler epics.
June 13
Incredible HulkThe franchise gets reimagined with Ed Norton in the key role of Geneticist cum monster the Hulk. Tim Roth joins the cast as the human half of Hulk's nefarious counter part, The Abomination. This can only be a improvement on Ang Lee's heavy handed take on this comicbook icon.
The HappeningNot the box office gaurantee that he once was M Night Shyamalan tries to regain his formerly golden touch. Mark Wahlberg's participation argues that he may be moving in the right direction.
June 20th
The Love Guru- Mike Myers. He doesn't make unsucessful film but this one has the stench of a mid-summer bomb on it. Of course I said the same thing about Signs.
Get Smart- It's hard not to like Steve Carrell, but that doesn't mean that anyone is going to forget Evan Almighty.
June 27th
Wall.E Gauranteed smash. Good timing. Well marketed. Resistance is futile.
July 4th-
Hancock Wil Smith. Are you kidding me? Will smith. Super Hero Comegy. July 4th. Peter Berg steps up to the big leagues. He will likely parlay his success here into some interesting small projects down the road.
Hellboy II should be fun. enjoyed the first one.
July 18th
The Dark Knight Famously Heath Ledger's last film. Should be interesting to see how that affects what had been the rebirth of a monster franchise.
More to follow in Summer Movies 3